list of phrases i use far too often

  • dang son
  • rad as heck(y)
  • i am too blessed to be stressed
  • what the heckaroo
  • jimminy cricket
  • you gotta be karate kidding me
  • scooby dooby don’t

Stay away from me


this keeps me eternally young and glamorous


"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.


Bisexual Fact: Bisexuals only do bi things, such as bicycling. Related, it is physically impossible for a bisexual to deliver a monologue. I tried once at an audition and spilt into two and finished it as a conversation. I got the part


sometimes you just need oral sex


Know Your Enemy


Know Your Enemy



daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

what a rad dan he is

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, let’s face it; Santa Claus has had more publicity, but being #2, perhaps you try harder.